icouldbeyourfavouritebluejeans:

finnglas:

pearwaldorf:

srsfunny:

This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever

#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure – whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker – taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)

Reblogging again for that great addition.

I love this because in some parliamentary systems it is unparliamentary language to imply a representative is lying. However, you can make a case for arbitrarily dropping coins into a box.

fanfictionwriter101:

fanfictionwriter101:

*Rant Ahead* 

My problem with writing advice given by school teachers is this –

I don’t want to read a book full of metaphors, alliteration or any other writing techniques. 

Yes, it’s good to use them. But don’t overdo it!!

I’m in High School right now and the piece of writing I was forced to submit for a high grade was awful like, I would never post it anywhere because it was so boring. Your writing doesn’t need pages of metaphors explaining how the sun felt. I know how the sun feels. You know how the sun feels. Please don’t make me read (or write) that.

Show not tell is not always a good thing.

I want to read a story, based on characters and plot. Not a really long poem that isn’t really a poem. 

Still relevant tbh

Since Everyone Else Is Doing It –

calonarang:

Parsing through my blog to figure out whats NSFW and whats not (since I clearly can’t tell) and I thought I’d just share a few of my faves ~

Ok this one I kind of get.  Since Steven is half-female presenting, does that make his nipples half-female presenting?  Trust me, the fandom has been debating this since the show’s onset.  Completely understandable. 

This one, however?  If you can figure out what the algorithm picked up as a nipple PLEASE let me know, lmao.

Not even pokemon are safe!!  Oh wait – actually my bad again.  Miltank nipples are pretty obviously female-presenting.  Should have known the censorship applies to cartoon cows also.  Heads up, ‘fur*ry’ artists!!

Phew, good to know tumblr is being thorough!  They managed to flag this piece from 4 years ago with less than 100 notes!  Wow !!!

ANNNDD I guess dogs are illegal now.  Fat dogs with cute faces.  Ah tumblr.  What you doing, dude.

Anyways ❤ Still not leaving unless I get banned for all the RAMPANT nsfw all over my blog, but I just filled out my twitter a bit so maybe go check it out!  ~

* * * https://twitter.com/corinnedraws * * *


http://birooksun.tumblr.com/post/180799277199/audio_player_iframe/birooksun/tumblr_pj86kj1BAW1qli6g7?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbirooksun%2F180799277199%2Ftumblr_pj86kj1BAW1qli6g7

waiting4codot:

O’ Tumblr (a parody of Hellfire)
Sung by Codot

Lyrics:
Community Guidelines, you know I am a righteous man,
of my content I am justly proud,
Community Guidelines, you know I’m so much purer than,
the filthy child porn producing crowd.

Then tell me, O Tumblr, why the whole of us must pay,
Why the porno bots can’t be controlled?
I see them, I block them, their posts no longer linger there,
So why are we the ones that you must scold?

O Tumblr! Damn Tumblr! The Tumblr that had been,
Would never allow this! Why purge my harmless sin?

It’s not our fault! We’re not to blame!
It is the Russian bots and monsters who should pay!
It’s not our fault! You made a plan!
Where women’s nipples are more hunted than the Klan!

Protect us, O Tumblr,
Don’t just become an Apple drone,
Don’t let monopoly control your mind.

Don’t punish creators, 
Or we will find another home,
Where we come first and aren’t left behind.

GUARD: Waiting4Codot, your post has been flagged.
CODOT: What?
GUARD: The puppies were mistakes for female-presenting nipples.
CODOT: But how? Nevermind. Get out you idiot. I’ll find a better website if I
have to burn down all the internet.

Oh Tumblr! Damn’d Tumblr! Now staff the time has come,
Choose us the creators, or see your site undone.

Please just reconsider,
Staff have mercy on me,
Let Tumblr be ours or it will burn!

And yes, I know that, as a voice actor, I won’t be IMMEDIATELY affected, but a LOT of my friends will be, and that frustrates me. Also, it’s only a matter of time before someone makes a horrendous audio post and (given their current behaviour) they wouldn’t even police audio; they’d just get rid of it.

Numbered days, folks.

Like the song? It’s available for download on my Patreon (and yes, the track is FREE).