benepla:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

nyxelestia:

hobrien:

softgrantaire:

nvara-of-mortains-own:

hobrien:

hobrien:

it isn’t christmas season on tumblr until somebody on your dash reblogs that incest folgers commercial

28th November, 11:33AM – i have seen it for the first time this year. happy christmas.

I’ve been on tumblr like five years, and i’ve got no f u c k i n g c l u e what this means

‘The best part of waking up, was not knowing this existed.’

this post is now officially cursed

I’m getting “This video is no longer available because the account has been terminated”, can someone tell me what the commercial was or link to another copy of it?