lfthinkerwrites:

Holiday Drabbles!

Hi everybody! As a thank you for all the support and encouragement I’ve received this year, I’ve decided to open the prompt box open for some holiday themed drabbles! Just send a character or a pairing and a prompt from the following list:

  1. Under the Mistletoe
  2. Holiday party
  3. Presents
  4. Christmas Carols
  5. Winter Wonderland
  6. Christmas Eve
  7. Hanukkah
  8. Christmas Tree
  9. Santa Claus
  10. The Krampus
  11. In Front of the Fire
  12. Decorations

Some ground rules: I will accept prompts between now and December 15th and will begin posting between the 15th and the 24th. Please no NSFW prompts. I’m open to a lot of different characters and pairings but there are some I’m not comfortable with. Feel free to message me if you have any questions. Thank you all again. When I started this sideblog back in January, I never thought it would get the attention it has. Happy Holidays to everybody!

austrianjello:

Nobody ever talks about how beautiful Simon’s eyes are.

i mean, come on

if that’s not the prettiest sky blue you’ve ever seen, you’re lying

it’s literally the same color as his LED

plus gay cinnamonroll simon is too underrated

thanks for coming to my ted talk

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

master-sass-blast:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

angelrin89:

notanightlight:

unpretty:

you know what i don’t see enough of? circus kid dick grayson critiquing the joker because he’s a bad clown. not like, bad, and also a clown. but bad at being a clown. i want to see dick grayson taking the existence of this horrible clown very personally as a matter of professional pride. he has known clowns, and you, sir, are no clown. the joker is an insult to the legacy of emmett kelly and this shall not stand.

“Sir, you are no clown! Your slapstick is shoddy, your prat falls are practically nonexistent, and you have NO sense of comedic timing! Do you even have ANY idea what type of clown you’re trying to pull off? Are you a Straight Whiteface, or a Grotesque Whiteface? Because you have no commitment to character that I can see! You can’t just slap on some makeup and call yourself a clown. There’s a proud history to be upheld! I BET YOU NEVER EVEN GOT A DEGREE FROM CLOWN COLLEGE!!!”

*Joker and henchmen stare in shocked silence as Dick continues his rant*

#Joker changes his rivalry from Batman to Nightwing because he’s so offended

#Dick storms into Arkham and stomps down the halls to Joker’s cell

“AND ANOTHER THING!”

Highkey here for this.

DRAG HIS FAKE CLOWN ASS

disgruntledlungfish:

galoosreblogger:

super8motel:

spacehunter-m:

red delicious apples are a waste of agricultural resources

They literally only exist so much because baby boomers liked how pretty they were and didn’t care that they were disgusting. By the 90s grocery stores routinely bought them and threw them away.

“…the paradox of the Red Delicious: alluring yet undesirable, the most produced and arguably the least popular apple in the United States. It lurks in desolation. Bumped around the bottom of lunch bags as schoolchildren rummage for chips or shrink-wrapped Rice Krispies treats. Waiting by the last bruised banana in a roadside gas station, the only produce for miles. Left untouched on hospital trays, forlorn in the fruit bowl at hotel breakfast buffets, bereft in nests of gift-basket raffia.” -Sarah Yager, The Awful Reign of the Red Delicious

in this house we eat honey crisp

Fuji gang represent