smythas:

rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

iamabagfullofcats:

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

mrs-jamie-wellerstein:

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

malinanan:

You gave me hope amidst my sorrow
May it be tomorrow, that I can love again

virtuheaux:

womanbecomescow:

queenrinacat:

womanbecomescow:

a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

margot robbie apparently got a herniated disc in her neck during training for this role, but didn’t notice until a week into shooting when her arms started going numb??? margot robbie also practically became a fucking gymnast for the role of harley quinn, doing the scene where she runs up the sides and ceiling of an elevator in heels on her own without a harness.

the academy awards:

Margot is THAT BITCH.

because apparently this needs to be said AGAIN

vampireapologist:

marzipanandminutiae:

in the most general aesthetic terms possible

1600s: most witch-hunts ended in this century. no witches were burned in North America; they were hanged or in one case pressed to death

1700s: the American Revolution. Marie Antoinette. the French Revolution. the crazy King George. most pirate movies

1800-1830: Jane Austen! Pride and Prejudice! those dresses where the waist is right under one’s boobs and men have a crapton of facial hair inside high collars

1830-1900: Victorian. Les Miserables is at the beginning, the Civil War is in the middle, and Dracula is at the end

1900-1920: Edwardian. Titanic, World War I, the Samantha books from American Girl, Art Nouveau

1920s: Great Gatsby. Jazz Age. Flappers and all that. most people get this right but IT IS NOT VICTORIAN. STUFF FROM THIS ERA IS NOT VICTORIAN. DO NOT CALL IT VICTORIAN OR LIST IT ON EBAY AS VICTORIAN. THAT HAPPENS SURPRISINGLY OFTEN GIVEN HOW STAGGERING THE VISUAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ERAS IS. also not 100 years ago yet, glamour.com “100 years of X” videos. you’re lazy, glamour.com. you’re lazy and I demand my late Edwardian styles

I just saw people referencing witch burning and Marie Antoinette on a post about something happening in 1878. 1878. when there were like trains and flush toilets and early plastic and stuff. if you guys learn nothing else about history, you should at least have vague mental images for each era

“Les Miserables is at the beginning, the Civil War is in the middle, and Dracula is at the end” sounds like the longest weirdest worst movie I’d pay to see in theatres five times.

jumpingjacktrash:

mendelpalace:

A Japanese artist who goes by monde has made a series of wooden bookend dioramas that replicate the back alleys of his hometown of Tokyo.

Sources: x x

@stick-arms @lunaticobscurity

these are SO COOL

ellicelluella:

why these two always got me ugly crying

rideonmidnightcowgirl:

literally 24 hour restaurants of ANY kind are the backbone of the liminal space economy

fujoshicha:

deadlilmoon:

Give Simon some love ❤

Me when i saw this:

worldsworstfather:

white cis male film studies major who probably watches cinemasins: so you’re telling me you actually liked that movie??? you actually had a good time watching that piece of garbage???

me: yeah you see i have this rare medical condition called Occasionally I Enjoy Things,