raysipe1:

raysipe1:

oldroots:

fluffy-boye-ralsei:

oldroots:

on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

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tbt when they had no banning system so the gms just teleported hackers into The Void™ for eternal punishment

That was a whole other problem in itself, due to the whole “disc of returning” debacle.

Basically there was an item (disc of returning) that let regular players visit these “banned” players in the void. You could come and go freely and still talk to any banned people there. The only problem was that this item was totally tradeable/droppable, and people visiting were getting tricked by the banned players into giving the item up to them, or dropping it so it would despawn.

Basically people were pulling some body-snatcher shit, and banned players were taking the place of innocent players through the disc of returning to get back into the game, and leaving behind the innocent ones trapped in their place. Runescape was fucked up lmao

To the Voids with you

Voids

thebibliosphere:

purpleandpinkhouses:

trasemc:

The American artist Mike Stilkey was summoned by a bookstore in Seoul to design large-scale mosaics created with books.

@go-west-allen @sweet-child-of-the-paradise-city

I just like the use of the word “summoned”. Like dude wasn’t just hired, nah, they had to perform a whole ritual to get him there to do art.

Kevin from the marketing division got sacrificed.

Which looking at that artwork, worth it tbh.


http://birooksun.tumblr.com/post/180879280932/audio_player_iframe/birooksun/tumblr_pj86kj1BAW1qli6g7?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbirooksun%2F180879280932%2Ftumblr_pj86kj1BAW1qli6g7

waiting4codot:

O’ Tumblr (a parody of Hellfire)
Sung by Codot

Lyrics:
Community Guidelines, you know I am a righteous man,
of my content I am justly proud,
Community Guidelines, you know I’m so much purer than,
the filthy child porn producing crowd.

Then tell me, O Tumblr, why the whole of us must pay,
Why the porno bots can’t be controlled?
I see them, I block them, their posts no longer linger there,
So why are we the ones that you must scold?

O Tumblr! Damn Tumblr! The Tumblr that had been,
Would never allow this! Why purge my harmless sin?

It’s not our fault! We’re not to blame!
It is the Russian bots and monsters who should pay!
It’s not our fault! You made a plan!
Where women’s nipples are more hunted than the Klan!

Protect us, O Tumblr,
Don’t just become an Apple drone,
Don’t let monopoly control your mind.

Don’t punish creators, 
Or we will find another home,
Where we come first and aren’t left behind.

GUARD: Waiting4Codot, your post has been flagged.
CODOT: What?
GUARD: The puppies were mistakes for female-presenting nipples.
CODOT: But how? Nevermind. Get out you idiot. I’ll find a better website if I
have to burn down all the internet.

Oh Tumblr! Damn’d Tumblr! Now staff the time has come,
Choose us the creators, or see your site undone.

Please just reconsider,
Staff have mercy on me,
Let Tumblr be ours or it will burn!


And yes, I know that, as a voice actor, I won’t be IMMEDIATELY affected, but a LOT of my friends will be, and that frustrates me. Also, it’s only a matter of time before someone makes a horrendous audio post and (given their current behaviour) they wouldn’t even police audio; they’d just get rid of it.

Numbered days, folks.

Like the song? It’s available for download on my Patreon (and yes, the track is FREE).

mystrothedefender:

culdeefell:

exemplarybehaviour:

wetfag:

221turtlesinthetardis:

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

i love barbossa he just??? he started out as whoa scary intimidating bad guy trying to kill will and elizabeth so scary but by the third film will and elizabeth are like yo barbossa ‘sup you should totally marry us we’re buddies now and he just??? does

i lov e barbossa he went from villain to like weird uncle

thefederalistfreestyle:

Hamilton leads 19th Annual WhatsOnStage Awards nominations (What’s On Stage) [x x]:

Hamilton leads the nominees with 12 nods, including Best New Musical, Best Director, Best Actor – for both Jamael Westman and Giles Terera – and Best Actress in a Musical for Rachelle Ann Go.

[…]

Sita McIntosh, WhatsOnStage’s Chief Operating Officer said: “2018 has proved a incredible year for new writing – for both musicals and plays, providing some of the strongest competition we have seen in recent years across the nominations.”

“The calibre of work populating not just the subsidised sector, but also commercial houses across the UK, shows a shift in audience appetite for new, challenging and diverse work, and it’s thrilling to see.The WhatsOnStage Awards unashamedly celebrate the best and most popular of UK theatre; shows that our readers pay to see and vote for in their droves.”

This will be the 19th year of the WhatsOnStage Awards, which are voted for entirely by the theatregoers themselves. Nominations opened on 1 November and closed on 30 November. Now the awards shortlists are announced, voting is now open and will close on 31 January 2019.

The Awards concert will take place on 3 March 2019 at the Prince of Wales Theatre, tickets for which are available to the public.

vote here!

magicalgirlmindcrank:

retrogamingblog:

Artist will_o_wisps created a new bug type eeveelution during her livestream!

  • Name: Hunneon
  • Type: Bug
  • Species: The Humble Pokemon
  • Height: 1’05" (0.4 m)
  • Weight: 33. lbs (15.0 kg)
  • Ability 1: Levitate – By floating in the air, the Pokémon receives full immunity to all Ground-type moves.
  • Ability 2: Bumble Burst – When the user’s HP is low, the opposing Pokemon is randomly poisoned, paralysed or falls asleep.
  • Evolution: Eevee evolves into Hunneon after levelling up whilst holding the item Honey*.*

Pokedex Entries:

When threatened, it will spit a powdery substance from the tip of its tail to defend itself from predators.

Sometimes it feels conscious about having extra limbs and tucks them into its chest fur to hide them.

If you step on Hunneon’s tail, you’d better watch out! It shoots a powdery substance from the tip of its tail to defend itself.

The hexagonal pieces on its head and chest emit a sweet smelling scent that attracts wild Pokemon, predators and people alike.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO