batmanisagatewaydrug:

okay here’s my controversial opinion of the day

it’s okay if the things you like aren’t, like, artistic masterpieces.

not everything has to be deep and full of symbolism and a groundbreaking. it’s okay to just like things because they’re fun or goofy or have characters you really like. it’s honest to god okay to say the things you like are bad, especially since all standards of artistic merit are basically made up anyway. 

enjoy the garbage for what it is. 

I have story ideas, and work in 5.5 hours.
Gah I am an idiot. I’m gonna regret this so so much. Probably won’t even have time to get caffeine & sugar. Maybe if K pops out to grab icemelt at work this morning I can give her money an she can pick me up caffeine. 
Yeah. I can try that. 
…Rook- go the fuck to sleep. 
Bleh I hate shifts that swing all around. It throws my schedule out of whack. 

UHM…. SO….

sirsbabybear:

mxponysyn:

unzip-your-guts:

thebibliosphere:

seperis:

thefloatingstone:

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

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….yeah.

This is real.

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

anthonyamorim:

anthonyamorim:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

quick get this to 1 million notes before staff decides the traffic light looks like Boobies

This reminds me of someone. 

xfifiartstuffx20:

When Markus went back home after the revolution

Carl: Greaaat. He brings home some extra clothes. If you ask me, he should have brought home a significant oth-

Simon [outside]: Excuse me, does Markus live here?

Carl: *mashes the security system remote to let him in*

Simon: *walks in and heads towards Markus* Thank you.

Carl: …Woo! Sign me up for the next android revolution!

Markus: Simon? What are you-

Simon: Markus! Uhh…you forgot something at Jericho. I grabbed it before we abandoned the place, even though it-

Markus: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Carl [from the dining room]: Would you like to stay forever?