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yandere-daydreams:

~Aggressive Yandere Starter Prompts~

  1. “I’ll carve out your tongue if it would stop you from flirting with anyone else.”
  2. “Running doesn’t matter. I’ll hunt you down if I have to.”
  3. “Your eyes are so beautiful. Too bad I’ll have to dispose of them next time you misbehave.”
  4. “Your skin is so soft! It’s a shame that I’ll have to cut you up.”
  5. “If loyalty isn’t enough to keep you by my side, then seven different kinds of locks should do the trick!”
  6. “I’ll let you out when you’ve learned your lesson.”
  7. “I know you’re bleeding, what do you think I was trying to do?”
  8. “I’d hate to hurt you, but it’s for your own good. You know how dangerous other people can be.”
  9. “So, they’re a friend of yours? What did I say about talking to other people?”
  10. “That’s where you belong, worshipping me on your hands and knees.”
  11. “If you’d stop making so much noise, I might not have to be so rough.”
  12. “They were in my way, so they have to leave. Unless you want to join them, behave.”
  13. “It’s not my fault! They wanted to take you away from me, so I had to do something!”
  14. “Don’t cover my bite marks. If you do, I might have to add something more obvious.”
  15. “You’re calling that jealousy? Believe me, if you can still use your legs, I’m not being jealous.”
  16. “I’m overreacting? Sweetheart, if anything I’m going easy on you.”
  17. “Maybe if I branded you, other people wouldn’t be such a nuisance.”
  18. “I swear, if anyone lays a hand on you, I’ll cut their arm off.”
  19. “I know everything about you, which means I know exactly how to get under your skin. Literally and figuratively.”
  20. “Your life is completely in my hands, so don’t try to test my boundaries.”

kitkatktpi:

spobforpresident:

thatonequeerkid:

vandigo:

kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:

nappyhurrdontcare:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

Favorite ride

vampireapologist:

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

charlesoberonn:

thespectacularspider-girl:

klubbhead:

He doesn’t even flinch with the bullets

But he does with the punch.

Worst Superman ever

He could be moving with the blow to rob most of it with hit’s power.  Punching Superman while he’s staying stock still would be like punching a brick wall with all your might.

You’d likely shatter your hand and tear open your knuckles, at the very least.

This is just Superman getting the point across without destroying the guy’s hands.

This is a great Superman depiction.