lieutenant-sapphic:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

Always did remember that quote from a pro-life activist when asked about the issue of illegal abortion and if Roe vs Wade was overturned and women died from botched abortions: ‘The coat-hanger and online pills are an exaggeration. All illegal abortions would happen in the safety of an after-hours doctor’s room.’

com3150project:

mysharona1987:

Me: ‘Only if the woman is middle class and has some money. Otherwise she’s fucked and has to resort to barbaric methods.’

So they’re admitting that criminalizing abortion wouldn’t actually prevent any abortions, and the reason they’re admitting it is so they can justify criminalizing abortions.

Ok then.

That’s nothing less than conceding that their policy is indefensible.

orciny:

madxstitcher:

shinypurplebuttons:

endoshan:

gstringofsuburbia:

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part – when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

Always reblog bisexual chaotic goods

pocmarvelworks:

tall-dark-and-cheekbones:

xparrot:

g-slash:

Hey guys?

Heat Exhaustion Symptoms

  • Confusion
  • Dizziness
  • Fainting
  • Fatigue
  • Headache
  • Muscle cramps
  • Nausea
  • Pale skin
  • Profuse sweating
  • Sunken, dark eyes from dehydration

Do I need to remind you what he looked like during this entire scene?

He’s sweaty, his blood circulation isn’t working well due to vasoconstriction (namely, look at how pale his lips are,) and he’s got dark, sunken in eyes.  Now we’ve got a point in which he trips and almost falls for some inexplicable reason.  Well, let me ask you this.

How do you torture a frost giant?

With heat.
[*snip*]

I already subscribed to Thanos torturing Loki hypothesis, but never caught onto the hyperthermia aspect before.  Even if unintentional, wow it fits…

HolY SHiT THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

LEAVE HIM ALONE

kitchenwitchupinthisbitch:

daisenseiben:

sangurex:

c-zechrepublic:

Okay so it seems like people will call any mallet percussion instrument a xylophone and I’m here to teach you shit.

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This is a xylophone. The wood part is thick and it’s high pitched.

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This is a marimba. It’s huge and expensive. No like a small one costs over $4,000 (3186.20 euros). The key things are really long and thin.

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Now do you see this beautiful instrument? This is called the vibraphone motherfuckers. Or just the vibes. Anyways it sounds amazing. I could marry the sound. Basically, it;s made of metal and you have a pedal to stop it from ringing too long.

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This is the glockenphejksdfjkl. I have no idea how to spell it, so lets just call it the orchestral bells. If you hit this shit too loud it can burst your eardrums. 

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These are a joke.

I live how angry op is

Sure are a lot of xylophones on this post.

Is OP my friend’s dad bc he is a professional percussionist for the Philharmonic. He’s got a xylophone in his basement as well as a marimba, drums of all kinds and some other unidentifiable percussion instruments. I have def seen him go off about this exact thing. 

le-wendigogo:

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Bryan and Clancy have MURDERED ME with cuteness!

I can just imagine Hank calling Connor a popsicle as some silly nickname. Connor will never understand why, but he just goes with it!

(btw this is from when Bryan smooched the cosplayer on the cheek)